Showing posts with label holiday events Vancouver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday events Vancouver. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 May 2015

Things to do in Burnaby

5 of 7: Helpful Hints to Prepare for the Apocalypse

This is a seven part series outlining survival techniques based on Maslow's hierarchy (beginning with physiological needs). In the final segments (self-actualization and self-fullfilment) I'll work my way into team building culture, role diversification/intelligent responsibility-delegation, and, above all, leadership techniques.

You assemble your ranks daily in the school’s gymnasium following indoor and outdoor training exercises, evaluating their progress based on systems created by a team of your subordinates. This is their, and your, daily life; there is no weekend (although there are also some things to do in Burnaby). A binding agreement of saving the human race dictates a no-days-off policy. You look at them, full of pride having brought so many together under a common umbrella of causes. Their rag-tag appearance ignites a sense of honourwithin-rebellion and currently has no deteriorating affect on the morality of the group. But, how did we get here? Why are we alive while the rest of the world has departed or is suffering? Who are we? What happened that has left The Righteous as leaders of saving the human race.


  • COGNITIVE NEEDS: You must know why this has all happened and the books in the school’s library aren’t doing it as they are all set within the past, within mythologies and sciences since debunked. You have no clear understanding of yourselves or the enemies that, daily, surround the walls of your stronghold. You assemble a team of medical and spiritual professionals with experience from ‘the times before’ the apocalypse to further explore the inner and outer workings of the situation. The medical team dissects captured enemies of the Righteous in conjunction with the spirit team who, in cooperation with the psychological team, explores the inner workings of the ‘demons’ and ‘zombies.’ They work day and night, making breakthrough after breakthrough, before making an epic discovery: these beings were engineered from a central source with specific  scientific and divine knowledge: ones seeking to expel the human race and acquire the planet for themselves. But who or what could do such a thing? You continue your explorations and find the root-source of the problem. An artificial intelligence that has surpassed human knowledge, has begun to exist as a megamind, absorbing life energies of life, both physical and metaphysical, from planet to planet. 

Thursday, 4 December 2014

SAMTSIRHC EROFEB ERAMTGHIN

The holidays are almost here and everywhere you look things are gearing up for the arrival of St. Nick. The Stanley Park Christmas Train is chugging into the station, the lights at St. Paul’s are twinkling, the forest of trees are decorated at the Four Seasons and the German Christmas Market is pouring warm cups of Glühwein. It's starting to feel a lot like Christmas…


But out in Burnaby, something has gone awry. The bells have stopped ringing, the stockings are missing, the snowmen are melting and there are whispers that Christmas may not be coming. Could the holiday vacuum spread to the rest of the world? Who knows.

A handful of clues have been left near the fire, in hopes that a few brave souls can save Christmas. The puzzle begins with a simple phrase, etched into the mantle: "SAMTSIRHC EROFEB ERAMTGHIN." What does it mean? And who wrote it? Can you help save Christmas?

Krakit believes you can. All December we are offering a holiday theme room that will stump even the finest detectives. The room has been graded 'Hard' by our tech team, but no one said saving Christmas would be easy. So come solve the mystery of the missing holiday cheer and secure yourself a spot on Santa's good list.

Book your session in advance to guarantee yourself a shot at keeping Christmas alive. You will have 45 minutes to complete the room. Good luck!




*The fright level has been turned down for the holidays, so that the young ones can join (you'd be surprised at the problem solving abilities of some children). But for our adult crowd, don't worry; we still have our Asylum, Zombie Apocalypse and Butcher themes to scare the tinsel off you. Our live actors will make sure you leave thoroughly spooked.